The Freaking One-uppers!

One-Uppers drive me nuts I cant stand talking to them. For those of you who don't know what a one-upper is let me explain. A one upper is a person who has to out do you no matter what it is. Example: You say you hit a tree with your car and they would say they hit 32 trees with they car. I really don't get them. Its like they have this need to feel special in their own minds. Talking to them is totally impossible because its like trying to talk to a freaking monkey. You never get your point across. And they feel no sympathy. But it just really erks me ya know? This one guy I was talking to told me (after I told him what I drove) said he had a Hummer on 24's with beat down ..etc etc. So I said I would like to see it. He said it was in the shop. Then he said his mom was driving it. Then his dad had it. Then it was getting detailed. Then he sold it. I never saw the Hummer that never existed. Way to go you freaking one-upper.