The Freaking One-uppers!

One-Uppers drive me nuts I cant stand talking to them. For those of you who don't know what a one-upper is let me explain. A one upper is a person who has to out do you no matter what it is. Example: You say you hit a tree with your car and they would say they hit 32 trees with they car. I really don't get them. Its like they have this need to feel special in their own minds. Talking to them is totally impossible because its like trying to talk to a freaking monkey. You never get your point across. And they feel no sympathy. But it just really erks me ya know? This one guy I was talking to told me (after I told him what I drove) said he had a Hummer on 24's with beat down ..etc etc. So I said I would like to see it. He said it was in the shop. Then he said his mom was driving it. Then his dad had it. Then it was getting detailed. Then he sold it. I never saw the Hummer that never existed. Way to go you freaking one-upper.

Annoying Traffic

When I am on the road I see things that tend to annoy me very much. Like on a two lane road and one lane merges. Why does everyone rush down the merge lane to try and get in front of every one else? I mean like really? Then they get mad when no one wants to let them in. It's not like you gonna get there any faster. And no offense to old people, but if you cant see over the steering wheel then you don't need to drive. Geez get a pillow to sit on. The last thing that annoys me about traffic is cell phone people. I try to avoid them at all cost. There are two types of cell phone people. One that tends to zoom thru traffic and one that creeps thru traffic very slowly. But one thing that they have in common is that neither of them pays any attention. I just rather not drive. Ha ha!